Wednesday, May 27, 2009

MATHTIME IPHONE APP

WHAT THE HELL? Everybody acts like these two kids found sliced
bread because they made a calculator application and named it
Mathtime, and sold it to Apple.

Now they're gonna be bijillionaires because the creator's of the IPHONE were too damn stupid to put a
calculator on the damn phone!!!? And the worst part is, it made
Headline News on CNN in America. Wake-Up Folks!
Thanks for reading,
Off The Grid

Monday, May 18, 2009

The hottest stories that will never make front page in American newspapers


Los Zetas vs. U.S.


Don't get me wrong, they make it in the news, usually as a brief summary on the back of the third page. Follow my logic for a second. If Mexico is responsible for 95% of America's illegal drugs, then the serious crime that occurs in the towns along the border is headline news. I learned how bad the situation was/is and what would/is happening when I watched an episode of the National Geographic show 'Gangland' featuring "Los Zetas" / the Zetas. In the documentary the Zetas military-like organization is outlined, and the back ground is better explained. In a nutshell what happened was:

Pablo Escobar and the Medellin cartel were the number one distributor of cocaine, until he was gunned down by militants and police on a rooftop in 1993. The power was then split between the Cali Cartel and the Gulf Cartel. Then Columbia changed radical governments, so the cartels were forced into hiding in their own country, and forced to do business in other countries, mainly Mexico. The Zetas became the official right hand of the Gulf cartel. With the new business route in place the money poured in and the Zetas hired ex-military and ex-police; then began hiring away the active Mexican Special Forces and the police. The Zetas flaunted their power in Mexico, riding in convoys of armored vehicles with machine guns in hand. The Zetas as a street-gang, migrated into the U.S. just as easily as most illegal immigrants before them. In the United States they play a vital role in distributing the cocaine for the Gulf Cartel.
The Zetas became even more dangerous when they decided to buy straight from the cartels and distribute their own product through their own channels in the United States. Now they have intertwined with Latino street gangs in the U.S. like the 17th Street, Latin Kings, and MS-13. The huge flow of cash into the Zetas' headquarters caused an upset in power in Mexico, as the gangs bank account towered above the account of the Mexican government. This brings us into the present day, as daily accounts of violence between police and Zetas are reported, often with Zetas as the victor. The cartels have a pit bull on a leash with the Zetas, who send huge shipments of American cash back to Colombia to the cartels in exchange for cocaine. The Zetas are so well financed, that they have already purchased helicopters, planes, grenades, rocket launchers RPGs, and whatever else they can imagine. The reason the Mexican President asks the United States to legalize marijuana, is that the Zetas are smuggling marijuana from Mexico to the US (Mexico supplies 95% of pot to US) and using those funds to then purchase cocaine from the cartels. By legalizing marijuana, the Presidente hopes to cut off a vital limb of the Zetas and thus the Cartels. I'm sure he probably expects the US to look to Mexico to continue to supply 95% of the 'now-legal' marijuana, instantly diverting the flow of cash from the Zetas, to the Mexican government. The question now becomes, do we as Americans, want to fund terrorists, the Mexican Government, or do we want to keep that money in the United States? We cannot win the 'war on drugs' magically in one day. People are going to buy and smoke marijuana in the United States, whether it is illegal or legal. They are currently, unknowingly supporting these violent terrorist organizations by purchasing weed from a neighbor. Their American dollars are flowing into these organizations, and furthering the violence on both sides of the border. The desire to legalize marijuana IS a moral question, Deny the prolific use of marijuana in the United States, and continue to turn a blind eye to the constant flow of American dollars into the poorest parts of the world furthering violence and turmoil which has now spilled over the border into our state. OR Forget about pride and accepting marijuana use, and do the responsible thing and legalize marijuana and hemp production in the U.S. and add an enormous cash crop into the economy, adding jobs, contributing TRILLIONS in tax revenue, and releasing non-violent marijuana possession convicted persons from our overcrowded jails and prisons. The most important effect of legalizing marijuana is diverting the flow of American dollars from the cartels, back to America. Whether you agree with marijuana use or not is the same as whether you agree with smoking cigarettes or not, or alcohol. It is a personal opinion and should not be caught up in government.
Lets not allow these cartels and gangs to steal anymore American dollars, lets bring George Washington back to Washington. (Note George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe all had enormous hemp plantations, as well as personal cannabis gardens)

Great Links---* Burnt Evidence *(Marijuana Blog)

I SEE YOU NAKED!

FULL BODY IMAGING

SECURITY OR SECURITY RISK???...TOOL FOR CRIME STOPPERS OR PERVERTED EMPLOYEES??? THE EXPERTS DON'T KNOW WHATS WHAT. TIME FOR YOU TO DECIDE AND TAKE THE APPROPRIATE ACTION!!


Disturbing news about a mass invasion of the public's privacy comes from CNN out of Atlanta, Georgia. Privacy advocates are in Washington as we speak, petitioning the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to suspend the use of "whole-body imaging", citing the technology's ability to produce a picture of the person scanned completely nude. The national campaign will start this week, and hopes to go 'viral' spreading throughout America in a matter of days. The machines detect both metallic and non-metallic items, and are currently being used in only 19 airports worldwide. Of those 19 airports, only 6 use the machine as a primary security check (instead of x-ray machines) followed by a pat-down. The rest of the airports use the machines as a voluntary secondary security check, in lieu of a pat-down.
The campaign has already recieved the attention of several lawmakers, including Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R) of Utah, who introduced legislation last month to ban these machines. The rest of the article can be found at HERE at CNN.One thing is for certain, with all this news about airplane safety, it's hard to believe 9-11 ever happened. The airlines stepped up, and played the part for a few years after, but it's clear the situation has become out of control. Rather then continually chip away at Americans civil liberties and human rights, we should focus on things we CAN control, like 'mechanical malfunctions'. If the same amount of time and technology were spent aimed at making sure a plane's engine wont stall, or that the wheels stay on; well then we just might start saving a few crashes from taking place, maybe save a few lives in the process. Who knows, it just might work!......worth a try regardless.
Now as for having a naked picture taken of you before being allowed to fly home for Thanksgiving, I can only say to the commercial airlines "I've been on some pretty sketchy buses, been in a few uncomfortable car-pools, but even THEY didnt ask to see me naked before I could ride!" Your just increasing the number of Americans who will not fly on your planes, which in turn = lower ticket sales, so think before you act FAA.

To contact the privacy advocates go to these sites:






To contact the folks who like these machines go to these sites:



We're gonna fly that baby til the wheels fall off!










More sad news for Colgan Air out of CNN in Buffalo, New York. Colgan Air as you should remember was the carrier of Flight 3407 which crashed in nearby Clarence Center, New York just three months ago killing all 49 on board and one man on the ground. The Colgan Air pilot of that flight was found to be inadequately trained on the 'push stick' emergency procedure for an engine stall.


The plane in that crash was a Q400 model Bombardier. Another Q400 of Colgan's fleet experienced difficulty last week as it touched down at nearby


Buffalo Niagara International Airport. As the planes tires touched the runway, one of the wheels rolled off the axle and into the adjacent runway. No one was injured in the accident, that Colgan Air officially called a 'mechanical malfunction', has the FAA experienced layoffs or cuts in funding? What if it had been the wing that 'fell off due to mechanical malfunctioning' at twenty thousand feet?


We are in the 21st century here people, if we are going to compare flying on a commercial jet to riding a bus, we need to make 100% sure that a REAL mechanic works on that bus to make sure something doesn't happen, like the wheels falling off. Somewhere in a greasy, dust filled Colgan Air shop is a mechanic yelling "See I told you we'd fly Ol' Bessie til her wheels felld off! They just showd it on tha news, her wheel done fell offt!"








Friday, May 15, 2009

James Bond Booty Call-


SO... this guy from Missouri swam across a lake to visit his sweetheart, the Myanmar opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi, while she was under house-arrest. -(U.S Embassy)


Now thats a guy willing to swim the extra mile to get a piece. Here's the link to his story,


Take a look...MISSING KIDS***AMBER ALERT****














I know we're all so busy, but PLEASE take the time to look at these children's faces, better yet upload the picture into your laptop, I-phone, and the other dooamagiggers. It just takes 2 seconds and you could be a HERO TODAY!






James Ashley Harris



3 yo 40lb black hair brown eyes







Haleigh Cummings 5 yo 39lbs 3' tall





Thursday, May 14, 2009

I Hate You Michael Phelps You Suck


Straight from the swimming jack-asses mouth, in an interview covered by CNN after the completion of his suspension from competitive swimming...Michael Phelps spoke about the photo of him holding a bong which landed him the suspension, saying it was "bad judgement, and a very-stupid mistake". For his part in allowing it to be posted online, it was a very stupid mistake. Now apparently he wants to save everyone else from the harms of experimental drug use, especially marijuana. Well I hate to be the one to remind Mr. Phelps that the picture was taken a few years prior to him winning 8 Gold Medals in the Bejing Olympics, so smoking marijuana obviously didnt harm his body or lung capacity but SO much...He could easily have been honest and truthful about smoking marijuana and joined the long list of celebrities, actors, and professional athletes that enjoy smoking marijuaa recreationally. But he over-corrected his position so much that he ran off the road, (so to speak.)

In my blog he gets two thumbs down - It's bad enough he got caught in a lie, better to come clean and be honest, then to tell another lie. Boo on you Phelps